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Post by dirtdiva on Nov 19, 2020 12:52:43 GMT -6
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Post by dirtdiva on Nov 19, 2020 17:10:57 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Nov 23, 2020 3:36:57 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Nov 24, 2020 18:20:32 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Nov 28, 2020 16:56:56 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Nov 28, 2020 17:24:19 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Dec 1, 2020 2:01:31 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Dec 3, 2020 20:34:22 GMT -6
Have we tried throwing a politician into a volcano to appease the virus yet? Just sayin'. There is a meme of this floating around the net. I saw a comment under it: "I say we throw them all in... its the only way to be sure!"
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Post by drhenley on Dec 3, 2020 22:15:58 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Dec 17, 2020 23:44:45 GMT -6
This one was a 'laugh out loud'. Just glad I wasn't drinking when I saw it!
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Post by kelabar on Dec 18, 2020 20:21:28 GMT -6
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Post by billmasen on Dec 26, 2020 12:16:26 GMT -6
Ok this is British humour so i dont know if you guys will get it.
I lost the family chrismas ZOOm quiz by two points and I'm gutted. I got two questions wrong.
First was " Where do women have the curliest hair?"....... Aparently FIJI is the correct answer.
Then the question was " Who won the first TOUR DE FRANCE" and I wrote the 5th Panzer Army.
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Post by billmasen on Dec 26, 2020 12:36:43 GMT -6
While waiting in line at my local Wal-Mart with a 50lbs bag of dog food, I had a woman ask me if I was going to feed my dogs. Now I’m a big fan of “here’s your sign” so this is how I responded… “No actually I’m on the dog food diet, you just carry around a small bag of dog food and any time you get hungry you eat a handful. Works great, last time I lost 30lbs, but I ended up in the hospital for a week.” By now everyone else in line is listening including the woman who asked the stupid question and I knew she was about to ask another one. I had to hold back laughter when she said “OMG, what happened? Did you get sick from all the dog food?” Without cracking a smile I responded, “Nope, I was sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls when I got hit by a car.” Everyone in line busted out laughing and the woman stormed off.
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Post by dirtdiva on Dec 28, 2020 10:35:55 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Dec 30, 2020 3:53:13 GMT -6
"Dear Santa, I will pay good money for your list of naughty girls...."
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Post by drhenley on Dec 30, 2020 9:26:51 GMT -6
"Dear Santa, I will pay good money for your list of naughty girls...."
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Post by kelabar on Jan 5, 2021 19:19:32 GMT -6
An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day". As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. Her father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered round, she sobbed loudly: "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
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Post by dirtdiva on Jan 7, 2021 17:58:25 GMT -6
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Post by sahunter on Jan 8, 2021 7:24:09 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Jan 9, 2021 18:30:35 GMT -6
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