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Post by JIM on Jul 6, 2020 13:02:50 GMT -6
Here we post funny jokes and sayings.and if not,we'll just tack bill to the wall and use him for a dart board.
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Post by kelabar on Jul 7, 2020 8:08:23 GMT -6
Three friends married women from different parts of the world......
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Canada. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Post by JIM on Jul 10, 2020 18:30:01 GMT -6
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Post by sahunter on Jul 11, 2020 8:34:44 GMT -6
Had an argument with the Mrs the other day. She stormed off yelling "That's it, I'm leaving you" I laughed "You'll never leave me" She yelled back "And why not???" I said "Because you don't want me to be happy"
She never left!
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Post by kelabar on Jul 16, 2020 6:56:43 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Jul 18, 2020 4:16:59 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Aug 1, 2020 19:25:13 GMT -6
Being a 'dog' person I had to put this up!
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Post by billmasen on Aug 2, 2020 4:08:41 GMT -6
Now this DID make me smile
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Post by kelabar on Aug 3, 2020 6:32:12 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Aug 15, 2020 20:00:52 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Aug 19, 2020 4:06:24 GMT -6
I am so guilty of this. Any road trip becomes a series of stops for dim-sims every 4 hours! Plus cola and candy, ice creams and chocolate. For the unenlightened, 'dim-sims' are little deep-fried pastry bags full of (I think) a meat and veg mash. They are colloquially known as 'mystery bags' because no one actually knows what is in them! But they taste great.
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Post by kelabar on Aug 19, 2020 4:24:03 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2020 6:14:06 GMT -6
its always been said if a man buys a woman flowers he's been up to something.
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Post by sahunter on Aug 19, 2020 6:35:57 GMT -6
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Post by sahunter on Aug 19, 2020 6:40:12 GMT -6
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Post by sahunter on Aug 19, 2020 6:40:33 GMT -6
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Post by sahunter on Aug 19, 2020 6:45:37 GMT -6
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Post by sahunter on Aug 19, 2020 6:56:23 GMT -6
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Post by sahunter on Aug 19, 2020 7:12:42 GMT -6
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Post by kelabar on Aug 19, 2020 19:32:43 GMT -6
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